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Perfectly Normal

Retired Columns

From “Life in the Sandwich” to “Special Needs Mama” to “Zen and the Art of Child Maintenance”—they’re all here for you to explore.

Jackpot in my Underwear

Jack is five. It’s March, and if you are a kindergartner there are mischievous leprechauns all around your room. Jack’s classroom is decidedly green. Today is the class is writing…

Perfectly Normal | August 2009 | By Heather Cori


Grant Me the Breasts

Lindsay Longmeyer had zits and stringy blond hair; he was the attractive Bad Boy that teenage girls abhor and adore. He used to sit behind me on the bus and…

Perfectly Normal | July 2009 | By Heather Cori


What Do You Feed Your Vagina for Breakfast?

“Ready. . . go!” “OK. . . dick, dong, package, pecker, schlong, salami, boner, meat. . . ” I scribble as fast as I can to get all the terms…

Perfectly Normal | June 2009 | By Heather Cori


Let’s Talk About Porn

Two years ago, I heard this snippet of a conversation between my son, Jamin, and his fourth-grade buddy in the backseat of my car. “. . . then he went…

Perfectly Normal | May 2009 | By Heather Cori


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